Behold. My brother, the idiot.

Approach at your own risk and don't feed him after midnight. Etc.

Also: don't listen to him. God so embarrassing. WHY deities, do you give people like him access to a public forum? That's just....mean.

Who cares if you're cursed...it's obviously a pointless and harmless one so why not just keep it to yourself. Are you THAT proud to be running around talking like bigger idiots than you usually do? I'd say I hope not but that's a little optimistic for me.

I tried the school, and big surprise, it's not for me.

Yay.

Anyways, working for creepy-hat-guy is sort of fun, sort of boring. Blah, blah. .....It's weirder and weirder the more I think about being here with DEAD people. Not counting shinigami or whatever. At home I could at least pawn of my brother as some sort of entertainment and money-making idea but here that doesn't work. Everyone can see the dead. No fun.

So I'm thinking, instead of selling his ability to see ghosts or whatever you want to call them, he might make a good research subject? Depending on what you're offering, we can discuss prices. I'm a reasonable person. Sort of. Maybe he's really interesting because he seems to get hit with every curse known to the City? Or at least all of the most embarrassing ones, like an embarrassment-magnet, for him and the rest of us. It's sort of impressive.

Kurosaki Ichigo, up for RENTAL....not sale. Even I think that might be overkill.

Any takers? He takes after the old man, so I'll be generous and supply industrial strength duct tape for covering his mouth to keep you from going deaf.

If you don't know who I'm talking about, you must be new, and therefore spared. Lucky, luck you.

( PRIVATE; somewhat hackable for once  )



More new people, characters. This City's turn-over is ridiculous. Sometimes I wonder how random it is or isn't that people get brought here. I mean, deities, what do we reallyyyyy know about them, right? For all we know, they sit around a table over chips and dip and point out people or things they think look interesting from other worlds and then snag them. I wonder how many people or things they make mistakes on. Plenty of people can look intersting but not a lot of people really are.

Nothing changes here, pretty much. The Curses are temporary and so they really don't count. It's just a bunch of people and animals and things stuck in limbo. I can't believe I'm thinking about going to school.

Yes, I'm that bored.

It's kind of scary.

1. I hate crutches.
2.   I hate curses.
3. I hate losing WHOLE DAYS of my otherwise unexciting life.
4. I hate you.


Old man if you hang a picture of mom in that clinic I'll kick you til you're dead throw something heavy at you every time you walk in a room.

Anyone got suggestions for books, or movies, or ANYTHING?

Scratch that, I hate all of you. Except Yuzu. And Toushirou. And Hikaru. And Ichi-nii. And Tatsuki and Orihime.

Toushirou---





( OOC )

So I've been wandering around all day, and after some less than thorough observations, I've  resigned myself to the fact that this isn't a dream and  it's not Hell but it's closer to the second one than the first one.

Thanks for NOTHING, City. Worst timing. Ever.

I also came to the less than enlightening conclusion that this involuntary session here is going to be just as obnoxious as the last time I was forced to spend quality time with you. All of you. Well, most of you.

Did you know, I was just about to beat those creeps at University in an all out brawl fest. Tch, figures. Teach that loser to hit on Yuzu. If you don't have any brains you're not allowed near the family. We've got enough of that problem IN the family.

......I wonder who else is here. At least I have my bag. Let's seeeeeeee......DS.....at least 3 games, 2 books, ID.........lot of good that does here.

Hey does the world still end if I drain the fountain. Was that even it? Don't really remember.

EDIT: IN NEED OF ONE, A STANDARD BIOLOGY BOOK,  university levels. Doesn't matter which edition. DON'T remember what it's called. It has what looks like a retarded elephant on the front. I think.

( PRIVATE // Unhackable )


If you see this guy running around, run the other way. Sound advice, and if you don't take it, you're an even bigger idiot than I already think you are.

Uh Tatsuki-chan? I was wondering if you'd look after Yuzu for a while....in case the thing that isn't my brother comes back. I don't think she trusts me right now....she always trusts me.

To Ichi-nii's stupid friends who don't get it, just steer clear.   I want her back. Give her back. I....what am I supposed to....it's only a curse....it's only a curse.  If you don't, you'll probably end up................actually, you know what? Do whatever you want. I don't care. But if you get yourself killed, it's your fault for being stupid.

Guess there isn't a lot more to say. If you don't get it by now, I suggest living under a rock for the rest of your natural born life if you aren't already.


( the inside scoop...of tl;dr )

This is a little late but I figure I'll say it anyway: leave my brother alone. If he doesn't want to talk about it, big deal. Why do you even want to know? It's none of your business.

So just go amuse yourselves with some puzzle games or something. Buy something from the Urahara guy, also known as the guy with the ugly hat and outdated shoes. THAT'LL keep you busy whether you want to be or not, I bet.

Yuzu, I'm going to the store tomorrow, want something? I think we have enough groceries or whatever but, I don't know...just, let me know okay?

...

Oh yeah, I almost forgot:  Toushirou, I can spit you under the table. But, still, pretty impressive, for a kid.

And, anyone up for a game? Soccer, obviously.

This place never really gets interesting. You'd think with all the "bad" guys and all the "good" guys, something would, but it never does. It's not just boring, it's....what's the word I want?

Oh yeah.

Lame.

I don't believe in places like this. Even if I left and 'remembered' and I guess no one does, I'd right it off as a really stupid dream. And I've always figured if I don't believe in it, it becomes fake, not there, never there.

Whatever.

I still think that. Mahhhh. I don't know. I almost miss---


So far this school isn't any more fun or even....exciting, ANYTHING.... than 'NORMAL' school.....psh....maybe I'll stop going. Doesn't count for anything.

Alright, that time again: bored.

Job openings anyone?

What the HELL is wrong with you sick people. If you aren't already at a hospital or something you should find someone who can get you there. Don't be idiots. Like my brother.

For crying out loud I mean....what if it's not a curse? More than one day and repeats? I wouldn't take my chances.

Seriously....this City.....makes you forget you can actually die.

Well I haven't forgotten. It's not just stupid 'arrancar' or hollows or whatever here. It's the 'normal' people too.....normal THINGS.....I don't know....stupid to write it off though.

I don't want to lose any more of my family.

BESIDES. CAN'T WE JUST ASK: DEITIES IS THIS A CURSE? They might want to mess with us more I guess and not really answer....whatever. This seems so....whatever.



[ooc; strikes not fucking hackable, she's so pissed/upset/ angry ohoho......but she's not an idiot. She's staying inside, trusting doctors and healers or whatever to her family..........she hates your guts social club, and your souls too, even though they don't exist 8D aha.... >>;;;; also might be slow. I have ONE WORKING EYE and am at work woe...sorry]

Where do I get a cat?

[Private; hackable, because she sort of doesn't care but figured the effort should be made]

I hope she's safe. Old man....will take care of her.

Whatever.




I don't care if I'm alone.........Ichi-nii is here but.....

....I don't care if I'm.....I don't....I DON'T.

WHAT KIND OF A CURSE IS THIS. WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM.


I hate my life.

At least the old man isn't here to encourage.


[ooc; LINK MAYBE NWS? I DON'T KNOW WTF KARIN'S EYES BURN THANKS A LOT POLY WTF.....definitely a WHAT manner of faggotry is this moment.........]

WHAT THE HECK!? WHY WON'T....I TOLD YOU TO STOP FOLLOWING ME.

I am your soul.

GET AWAY!

I am your soul.

I HEARD YOU, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I'M ALLERGIC.

But I'm your soul.

...

....

I hate this City. I don't THINK you should be separate from me....usually.

...apologies.

...mahhhh....whatever.....you probably don't play soccer...

........no.

Great. Are you SURE you're MY soul?

....sadly.

....TCH.

[Filtered from Yuzu]


This City mirror business is really stupid. Why don't you all just calm down. If it's a curse it's going to be over eventually.

Geez.

Chances are it'll all go back to normal then.

Stupid deities.

Stupid City.

Stupid people.

What the heck....

[/filtered from Yuzu]


Anyone figure out how to get back yet? That'd at least be headway.

Yo, Toushirou. Did you find a place yet?



...

[Filtered to Ichi-nii]

You suck at sneaking out, Ichi-nii.

Where are you going off to anyway?

PS. That Aizen guy is a jerk.

[/end filtered]

Stupid quizzes.

In other news: not sure about the comic book shop but Zell...uhhhh I think that was his name let me know, okay? Okay. Funny how time is so weird here. Feels like I've been here for a long time though, whatever. Need to try out these AT things soon......something to do...and I like how they feel besides....seems like a good sign.

Huh, Yuz, you need anything from the store?

Nothing crazy going on today looks like and---

...

....scratch that. Crazy people at ten o'clock. I think I'll go the other way...

...more crazy people. Great.

This City...




[ooc: strike outs equal mumbled so maybe you heard it maybe you didn't!]

SUPER SPY STATS [we roll]
Codename: superkick
Number: classified
Specialty: intelligence/security, being a stubborn pain in the neck just like her brother
Organization:  Kurosaki Confidential
Known allies: yummycitrus, strawberried, championess, daddylove [MIA], others pending
 
Current mission: locate.

[/end stats]


VOICE;

Surveillance reports no sign or word of him officially in about twenty-four hours. Deduction makes us think it's another one of THOSE things keeping him under the radar. Too bad his first duty isn't to the family business ....tche.....least he could do is inform US.

Whatever, this is Superkick, checking in as requested, now checking out to continue locating.

Because our brother's an infinite idiot.

( OOC lulz -_- )

Kururu, thank you for the awesome ATs....they're really cool. They get more specialized than this though, you said? I guess that makes sense, having seen Spitfire's and all. Anyway, they're awesome. So thanks. You don't even really know me, and uh.......well it was really nice of you.

Spitfire, hope you feel better soon so we can try these out.


Yuzu......when are we taking down the twinkie fort? ...........I mean it's cool and all just.........youknowwhatnevermind....


Er we can leave it or whatever.



Mahhh I'm bored. Are minors ALLOWED to work in the City?

.....you know what, I don't care.


ANY JOB OPENINGS OUT THERE? Not like I do that much around here anyway. Huh.

[FILTERED FROM YUZU because Karin doesn't want to ever be mean to Yuzu <3]


Ichi-nii, old man, would it kill you to just SLEEP through a curse day?


[/end filter]


Like I said. Curses? Stupid. 24 hours of unnatural stupidity.

I'll be out playing ball today. Join up if you want. If not, whatever, your loss. But don't come if you don't want to play. Waste of time.


I miss her.



[ooc: strikes hackable but only by the extremely persistent or in Karin's words: freaking annoying jerks , aka not Yuzu or anyone she really likes....so that's....Yuzu, and Raki and Spitfire I guess...but Spitfire's probably savvy enough to hack <3.]

If you're cursed today Ichi-nii, I vote you clean everything. Yuzu deserves a break and I suck at housework, and no use letting a good curse go to waste....the old man can help.......if he's not too busy being a complete embarrassment



We can get you an apron if it makes the image more complete for you.






...for the record, Tatsuki, I think that was probably Ichi-nii or the old man. Yuzu and I are better than that.

1. Yuzu's pancakes are better.


2. Thank you Spitfire and keep me posted if someone's gonna look into making more of those....I need something to do.

3. Ichi-nii...

4. Sorta quiet around here, cept the other day with that jerk with a pole through his middle outside. Whatever.

5. Lists are dumb but I didn't feel like making this all make sense together so....mahhhh....

6. Being older was kind of cool I guess, but nothing special. I can wait.






...hope that kid's okay. Huh. That's gotta suck...